Breaking News: High school baseball season to be played on Xbox, OHSAA rules

April 13, 2011 • Alyssa Johns and Miranda Sparks, Junior Writers  
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On Tuesday, April 12, the Ohio High School Athletic Association ruled that the remainder of the 2011 high school baseball season will be played on Xbox 360 due to the adverse weather conditions that have led to widespread rainouts during the first two weeks of the season. This drastic alteration... Read more »

Diary entries detail the emotional roller coaster that is “shorts season” at MRHS

April 13, 2011  
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The following diary entries were found in the halls of Mineral Ridge High School. The author’s name has been removed, but the entries are presented in their entirety without edition. Editor’s Note: The first day students are permitted to wear shorts at MRHS is April 1. April 1, 6:45 a.m. Dear... Read more »

PDA workout catching fire

March 29, 2011 • Alyssa Johns and Miranda Sparks, Junior Writers  
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Recent studies show that public displays of affection could actually lead to weight loss when combined with a healthy diet. Every minute, 6.4 calories are burned from passionate kissing or making-out. While some, including school administrators and staff, are enraged by this hot and heavy epidemic, others... Read more »